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You know the kind of guy
who does nothing but bad things...

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and then wonders why
his life sucks?

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Well, that was me. Every time
somethin'good happened to me...

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somethin' bad was always waitin'
around the corner.

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Karma.

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That's when I realized
I had to change.

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So I made a list
of everything bad I've ever done...

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and, one by one,
I'm gonna make up for all my mistakes.

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I'm just tryin' to be
a better person.

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My name is Earl.

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[ Earl Narrating ] Sometimes after a rain,
Randy likes to come down...

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to where the storm drain
lets out into the river...

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and look for
what he calls treasure.

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Another doll's head, Earl!
That makes four.

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Just think, if these were real heads,
this would be a terrible day.

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Nice haul so far.

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Got a key chain, a baseball, 52 cents.

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- What's this, bacon?
- I think so.

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- You're keeping bacon?
- I like thinking about...

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the journey it
must've taken to get here.

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Oh, man!
The stain remover got away.

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[Earl Narrating] Catalina had come along
to do the motel washing.

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That way she could keep the money
the manager gave her for the Laundromat.

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- Get it, Earl. I need it for the sheets.
- I got it.

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- I 'll be damned.
- Oh, no. It's the badge.

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I can't believe it
found its way back to us.

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It's like one of them crazy-ass
Australian wooden Frisbees.

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- Get rid of it, Earl.
- I'm not just getting rid of it, Randy.

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This badge is on a journey too,
just like that bacon.

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And I gotta help it find its way
to where it needs to go.

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[Earl Narrating] The badge had entered ourlives
a few years ago...

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as we were enjoying
America's favorite pastime.

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[ Snickering, Laughing ]

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And, after we bowled, we enjoyed
our favorite pastime- stealing.

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We discovered that when people bowl,
they stash their wallets...

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and other cool stuff
in their street shoes.

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The only valuables you should ever keep
in your shoes are your feet.

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What kind of kid puts acorns
in his shoes?

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A squirrel kid might,
except a squirrel kid doesn't wear shoes.

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Unless-
No, even then it wouldn't.

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Ow.

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That's a policeman's badge,
Earl.

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Shut up, dummy.
He knows what it is.

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What are you gonna do, Earl?
That's a policeman's badge.

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[Earl Narrating]
Joy was right, and so was Randy.

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We stole a badge from a cop, and that
could lead to all kinds of trouble.

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We gotta get rid of it.
Ma'am, excuse me.

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- Can we get our check, please?
- Oh, sure.

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Oh, that's okay, Officer.

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There's no charge for police.

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[Earl Narrating] Getting free pie in a world
without free pie was pretty cool.

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Hey!

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What the hell are you doing towing
a car with the American flag on it?

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Are you part Taliban?

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[ Earl Narrating ] But what was
even cooler than getting free pie...

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was stopping a car from being towed.

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- Excuse me.
- Sorry, boss.

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[Earl Narrating] That's when I realized
I had something I did not wanna part with.

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Something I never had before-
power.

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And it turned out
having power was a lot of fun.

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It made life easier.

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Knowing I had that badge in my pocket
meant I knew I could do no wrong.

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No matter what kind
of mess I got myself in...

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the badge was always there
to bail me out.

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I was really enjoying
being on the force.

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I couldn't even remember how I
used to live without a police badge.

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And I wasn 't the only one
enjoying the power of the badge.

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- It's 1 :00 a.m. Do you mind?
- This is a police operation, sir.

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Would you like to go to jail...
in South America?

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[Earl Narrating] The more we used the badge,
the more comfortable we became...

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pretending to be the police.

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[ Siren Wailing ]

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Ma'am, we saw you steal
an alarm clock...

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seven CDs and a tube
of hemorrhoid cream.

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I use that for my puffy eyes,
Mr. Nosy.

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Somebody call the cops?

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- Wow, that was quick.
- We got a really fast car with lights on the roof.

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Let's go, female thief.
You got some explaining to do.

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- Did you get me that stapler?
- Got it.

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Evidence.

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[Earl Narrating] Yep, there was no end
to what we could do.

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We were finally living
in a world of free pie.

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But, after a while, the power of the badge
started getting too dangerous.

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Okay, listen up!
I want all the liquor in this bar...

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loaded into my truck,
and everyone's gotta help carry.

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- Except the ladies.
- [ Scoffs ]

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They need to take their shirts off
and slap each other.

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[Earl Narrating] Creepy Rodney.
No one liked Rodney.

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He was the worse kind of thief.

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The kind that steals from other thieves...
and doesn't shower.

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Wow. When did Rodney
become a cop?

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Uh-oh.

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Can I have five
lottery tickets, please?

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It's part of an investigation.

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And a sour pickle?
We're looking into those too.

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Hey, buddy.
How's the scratching going?

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You know, they say
it's all the same...

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but I really think side to side
is faster than up and down.

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Wow.
That's interesting.

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I'll see you later.

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Free ticket! Free ticket!
Free ticket!

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Sir, I won! I won!
I get to scratch again!

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If you don't want to slap each other,
you can take turns kissing me.

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Hey, Rodney,
you're not a cop.

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Cops don't sell fake watches
out of their trucks.

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Damn it!
I thought that said "Cucci."

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I'm gonna use this for hassling white people
to make up for 300 years of racial injustice.

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Or maybe I'll just use it
for Halloween.

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Sorry, Darnell.
That's ours.

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But if it makes you feel any better,
I'll use it to hassle some white people.

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The hell makes you think
you're gonna use it anymore?

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You're the one that got
our stolen badge stolen.

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Look, I found it. It's mine.
And nobody can use it anymore except me.

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- Oh, hell, no.
- Let go,Joy!

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- No! Let go!
- I want it!

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- You let go!
- No! You let go!

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[Earl Narrating] It was then and there we knew
the badge was too powerful.

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It had turned us
against each other.

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We had to get rid of it
before it destroyed us.

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But karma didn 't want me
to get rid of it.

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Karma wanted me to give it back.

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Number 127 on my list-

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stole a badge
from a police officer.

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The tricky thing about returning
a police badge that you stole is...

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if you're honest,
you go to jail.

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I don 't like jail.

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Well, hello there, uh,
lady Officer.

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Uh, I was out abiding
laws today...

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and I stumbled upon this badge
and would like to return it...

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to, uh, the policeman
or woman...

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from whence it dropped...

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off of, indeed.

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Oh, I can't believe this.

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Hey, guys, look whose badge
just walked in.

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[Earl Narrating] It turned out
the fourlady cops were sisters...

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and their brother
was also on the force.

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A brother who kept his badge in
his street shoes when he bowled...

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because the sharp edges
poked him on his follow-through.

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As soon as he saw
his shoes were gone, his heart sunk.

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You see, one of the most
embarrassing things...

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that can happen to a police officer
is to lose his badge.

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It's even more embarrassing when
your fellow officers are your sisters...

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and the captain of the precinct
happens to be your mother.

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"Stud Police."
Where did you get that?

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- Spencer's Gifts.
- When?

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After I lost mine...
two weeks ago.

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- [ Sighs ]
- I love you, Mom.

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I mean, Captain.

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[Earl Narrating] After we stole Stuart's badge,
he got demoted...

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to the worst post
a cop can have-

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watching a highway rest stop.

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There's no toilet paper
in the ladies' bathroom.

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[ Sighs ] I'm sorry, ma'am.
That's not my jurisdiction.

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I'm a policeman, not a janitor.
I'm here for crimes.

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Fine. Then the toilet paper's
been stolen.

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I'd like to file a report.

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Just take one roll.

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The toilet's clogged up
in here!

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- I'm not a janitor!
- But it's clogged!

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[Earl Narrating] Seeing Stuart so humiliated
made me realize...

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I didn't just take away the man's badge,
I took away his dignity.

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I had to find a way to get him
his career back.

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We just need to make Stuart
look like a good cop again.

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You know, by, uh, catching
a criminal or something.

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[ Earl Narrating ] Luckily, finding a criminal
in the Crab Shack wasn't hard.

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Hey! What are you doing
with my French fries?

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Spit 'em out.
Spit 'em out!

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[ Earl Narrating ]
Creepy Rodney. Perfect.

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We had watched Officer Stuart and knew
he was always at the diner at 4:30.

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All I had to do
was bait the hook.

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All right, here's the plan. We're gonna
make a killin' on this robbery.

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[Earl Narrating] We talked about how easy
it was gonna be to rob the diner.

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And we made sure Rodney heard that
the job had to happen at 4:35.

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'Cause that's when the old blind lady
drags the sacks of money across the floor.

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And, just so everyone
knows we're serious...

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we'll wave this baby around.

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This is the best criminal plan
you ever thought of, Earl.

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Thank you, Randy.
Now, as is customary...

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before we pull off a big job,
let's close our eyes and pray.

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Good. He's got the gun.
Nice acting, Randy. Randy?

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And I want a puppy, but not just
any puppy, a puppy that does tricks.

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And please make it warmerin the motel at
night, orat least let me find my thick socks.

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And if it wouldn't freak people out
too much, let me live forever.

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- Amen.
- We're not gettin' a puppy, Randy.

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[Earl Narrating] The next day,
the plan went like clockwork.

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[ Bell Jingles ]

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4:30. Right on time.

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[Earl Narrating]
And five minutes later-

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- Perfect.
- You put blanks in Rodney's gun, right?

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- Yep.
- What about Officer Stuart's gun?

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Does it have blanks too?

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- [ Gunshots ]
- [People Screaming]

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[Earl Narrating] The plan didn't count on
one thing: Rodney was at the center of it.

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And Rodney was just insane
enough to get himself killed.

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- Everybody freeze!
- [ Screaming ]

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- [ Screaming ]
- [ Gunshots ]

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[ Gunshots Continue ]

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[ Gun Clicking ]

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- Get out! Come on!
- [ Clamoring ]

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[ Gun Clicking ]

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[Earl Narrating] At that moment,
I knew two things:

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Making Stuart a hero
wasn't gonna be easy...

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and Rodney really,
really needed to be in jail.

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Maybe we could get Stuart
to be a hero...

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by throwin' him i nto that tank at the aquarium
and makin' him wrestle an octopus.

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That wouldn't make him a hero
unless the octopus was committing a crime.

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We're not gonna start thinking of ways
to get an octopus to commit a crime...

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'cause that has failure
written all over it.

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I can't believe this.

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That grunt Rodney just got into my car
and licked my steering wheel.

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- How am I supposed to get home now?
- Yeah, that is a pickle.

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- I thought you guys were gonna get him put in jail.
- We're trying. You wanna help?

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So as people bowl,
they're looking over here...

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so we can steal their shoes,
which are over here.

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- Then we'll be rich.
- Yeah.

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Richer than "What You Talkin' 'Bout's"
white daddy.

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[Earl Narrating]
This plan had to work.

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I figured if Stuart wasn't comfortable
enough to be a hero at the diner...

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well, maybe he'd feel
more comfortable in the place...

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he spent most of all
his free time-

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the bowling alley.

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[ Man On P.A. ]
Ed, line two. Ed, line two.

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Help! Help!
That man stole my shoes!

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Police! Excuse me.

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Do you know where I can find a policeman?
I have been the victim of a crime.

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[ Scoffs ]
Forget it.

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00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,080
I gotta catch that moron
before he starts lickin' my shoes.

228
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,960
- What's wrong with you?
- Excuse me?

229
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,080
That man just stole people's shoes.
You're a cop. Chase him. Take him down.

230
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,320
- I'm not a cop.
- Yes, you are.

231
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,360
Your name is Officer Stuart Daniels.
You work at a rest stop.

232
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,760
You got toilet paper in your trunk
and a plunger under your seat.

233
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,480
All right, all right. I'm a cop, okay?
Just not a very good one.

234
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,880
Now, leave me alone.
I came here to bowl.

235
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,520
If I wanted to get yelled at,
I'd go to my mom's.

236
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,640
[Earl Narrating]
I caught up with Stuart...

237
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:56,240
and, thinking I was just a fellow bowler,
he let me buy him some pie.

238
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,640
I love pie. And as people do
when they eat pie, we talked.

239
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:03,760
He told me a story. Apparently,
being a cop wasn't Stuart's idea.

240
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:08,240
[ Handcuffs Clicking ]

241
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,480
It was his mom's.

242
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,400
And even though being a cop
was in his blood...

243
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,760
it just wasn't in his heart.

244
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,880
The only time he felt good about himself
was when he was bowling.

245
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,880
[ Bowling Pins Clattering ]

246
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,440
And he should have felt good,
'cause he was the best around.

247
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,840
The only thing I ever really wanted to be
was a professional bowler.

248
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,800
[ Earl Narrating]
And that's when I realized...

249
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,000
karma brought me here
to help Stuart's career...

250
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,960
but not his police career.

251
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,480
- Then that's what you should do.
- What?

252
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,720
- Be a pro bowler.
- [ Scoffs ] Yeah.

253
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,040
I mean it.
You only got one life, Stuart.

254
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,640
You may as well spend it
doing what you love.

255
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,840
Besides, you're a much better
bowler than you are a cop.

256
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,760
I suck at police work.
Plus, I have to pay...

257
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,800
for that toilet paper
I give away at the rest stop.

258
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,280
I don't really think
that's fair.

259
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:27,440
You know what? Why not?
I'm gonna go for it.

260
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,120
I'm gonna quit the force
and try to become a professional bowler.

261
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,240
Good for you, Stuart.

262
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,640
[Earl Narrating] I may not have gotten Stuart
his police career back...

263
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,040
but maybe that's not
what karma had in mind.

264
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,040
He finally decided to do
what he wanted with his life.

265
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:46,160
- And so, I could cross him off my list.
- What's that?

266
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,440
Aw, what the hell?
You're not gonna be a cop anymore.

267
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:54,800
I was the one
who stole your badge.

268
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,240
[Earl Narrating] And so,
I told him about my list...

269
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,600
and showed him all
the bad things I'd done.

270
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:05,080
Wow. There's a crime on here.
A couple felonies.

271
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,080
- This list is like a confession.
- I guess it is.

272
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:12,440
But one by one, I'm crossing 'em off,
and one day I'll have a better life.

273
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,920
- W-What are you doing?
- I'm arresting you.

274
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,120
But you're gonna be a pro bowler.
Bowlers don't arrest people.

275
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,920
They bowl. They-They bowl and people cheer.
What about your dream?

276
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,880
That's the problem. It's just a dream.
This list is real.

277
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,040
I turn you in, and not only do I get to
stop working at the rest stop...

278
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,960
they might even make me lieutenant.

279
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,800
But- Butyou- But-

280
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,080
[Earl Narrating] I couldn't believe it.
I was going to jail.

281
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:38,040
I was finally gonna pay the ultimate price
for all the bad things I've done.

282
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:42,560
Karma had a plan for me, and if
this was it, I wasn't gonna fight it.

283
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,800
- I was ready to face the music.
- [ Mouthi ng Words ]

284
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,000
My feet, on the other hand,
had a different opinion.

285
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,880
- [ Bowling Pins Clattering ]
- [ Grunting ]

286
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,440
Look, do me a favor.

287
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,640
Don't tell my new cell mate
how you took me down.

288
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,080
- [Handcuffs Clicking]
- What are you doing?

289
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:28,040
When you ran away,
I didn't reach for my gun.

290
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,880
I reached for my bowling ball.

291
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,840
I'm a bowler, Earl.

292
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,160
Well, then,
you should take this.

293
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,560
Thank you.
You should take this.

294
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,880
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! No.

295
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,360
Maybe you should hang onto this. They
may want you to turn it in when you quit.

296
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,360
Oh, yeah.

297
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,280
Good luck with
the rest ofyour list, Earl.

298
00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,200
[Earl Narrating] Maybe Stuart was destined
to do what he wanted to do.

299
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,600
Maybe all of us eventually take
the journey we're supposed to take.

300
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,160
Even Rodney.

301
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,040
Let's lose the shirts, ladies.

302
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,440
[Earl Narrating] Rodney was also on a journey
to where he was supposed to go.

303
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,280
[ Siren Wailing ]

304
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,480
Oh, snap!

305
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,600
I 'm gonna need
that jacket, dummy.

306
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,120
Thank you.

998
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:01,800
Montaje: Redención y Jesuscas
Subtítulos: dahhny

999
00:20:03,491 --> 00:20:08,800
.: tusseries & subXpacio :.