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My name is Earl.

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[Earl Narrating]
It's nice when the old gang...

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puts their differences aside and gets
back together for something important...

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Like Earl Jr.'s
birthday party.

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I ' m five.
There's only four candles.

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I know how old
you are, honey. Look.

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One, two, three, four,
five.

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Huh.

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- Was this your card?
- No.

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- Was this your card?
- No.

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- Was this your card?
- I think you told me to pick a color.

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- Was it green?
- I forget.

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Man, this sucks. I thought you said
when the gang was gettin' back together...

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that meant we were gonna
steal somethin'...

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not watch a bunch of snot-nosed little kids
eatin' cake.

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- Man, this sucks.
- [Joy] Sorry, Ralph.

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- Since Dudley Do-Right here
broke up the gang, this is it.
- I didn't break up the gang.

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- Yeah, you did.
- We're still a gang.

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You call this a gang? How many other gangs
you know have a damn magician?

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- We used to have fun, Earl.
- We're havin' fun. This is fun.

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[ Kazoo Buzzes ]

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You have to admit, Earl, our gang was
a lot funner before you discovered karma.

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The craziest thing any of us has done lately
is when you were in the bathroom...

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and Ralph stuck that kazoo
down his crack.

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- [ Giggles ]
- [ Buzzes Softly ]

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You're it, stinky lips.
[ Laughs ]

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[Earl Narrating]
I guess Randy was right.

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Workin'a scam with a top-notch crew
was a bit more thrillin' than a kazoo.

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[ No Audible Dialogue ]

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[ No Audible Dialogue ]

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[Alarm Rings]

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I don't like to complain
about free food...

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but this hot dog
tastes like... zoo.

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Well, Earl Jr. only eats long things
that he can dip in ketchup...

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and Winky Dinky Dogs is the only thing around
since Pop's Old-Fashioned Wieners closed.

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- Pop's Old-Fashioned Wieners didn't close.
- Yes, it did.

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- No, it didn't.
- Yes, it did. A sink hole
swallowed up him and his cart.

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A-A-And there was a solar eclipse that night.
Tell him, Earl.

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Uh, yeah.
Th-That's what I heard.

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Oh, really?
I heard you and I stole it for $200...

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and you spent your half at Club Chubby
tryin' to get that girl to break the rules.

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Which she did!
[ Laughs ]

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[ Sighs ]
Yeah.

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[Earl Narrating] A few years ago,
the Winky Dinky Dog hot dog chain...

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opened a newstore
in Camden County.

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Unfortunately, their grand opening wasn't
as grand as they had hoped.

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People were just creatures of habit,
and they were just used to going to Pop's.

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That's because Pop 's Wieners
was an institution.

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Everybody loved Pop 's.
Almost everybody.

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Later that day, Ralph and I
were offered an opportunity.

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All right, I won. I get a free shot.
[ Belches ]

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All right.
Give it to me.

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No, no, no, no. I won three in row, buddy.
You can't cover.

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- Fastball.
- [ Groans ]

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Yeah, money!
Yeah, money!

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Hey. You geniuses
wanna make $200?

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Yeah, buddy.
The only thing is...

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if it involves math or spelling or anything like
that, we might need a little extra time...

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'cause we're not really, like,
the geniuses you think we are.

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[Earl Narrating] Luckily, he didn't need geniuses
to knock his competition out of business.

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- Hejust needed a couple of drunk crooks.
- Yeah, big daddy!

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It may have been smarter
to take the back roads...

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but how often do you get to surf
a giant wiener down Main Street?

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- Life's too short.
- Come on, big daddy! Whoo! Yeah!

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Ride that wiener,
big daddy!

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- I can't believe you did that.
- Yeah.

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Takin' away Pop's hot dogs from Camden County
is like takin' chicken wings out of Syracuse.

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- I think it's Buffalo, buddy.
- Buffalo?

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- Yeah.
- No, no, I think it's chicken.

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It is. It's chicken.
Spicy chicken.

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Look, I've done a lot of bad things.
That's why I made a list.

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- I hope "stole Pop's hot dog cart" is on there.
- He is.

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I wrote it down in code so
no one would know what I did.

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Number 159- stole P '. s H.D. cart.
I'm gonna do it.

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[Earl Narrating] And just like that,
I knew what I needed to do next on my list.

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After we found his cart
where we hid it in the woods...

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- we headed over to Pop's to give it back.
- Yes?

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- Pops?
- That's me.

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Uh, a while ago,
me and a friend, we-

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[ Pops ]
That's- That's my cart.

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You found my cart?

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You found my cart!
[ Laughing ]

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- You found it.
- You know, I-I'm here too.

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Oh, you.
You found my cart.

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[Earl Narrating]
Fortunately, Pops was a very forgiving man...

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but puttin'the cart
back in its original location...

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wasn't enough
to get things started.

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People were used to going
to Winky Dinky Dogs because...

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like I said,
they're creatures of habit.

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Luckily, every creature I know
loves a two-for-one coupon.

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So, I recruited Kenny,
my homosexual friend at the Copy Hut...

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to design some discount flyers
to bring people back to Pop 's.

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Thanks.
What do I owe you?

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Oh, it's no charge. I used some paper we had
left over from a school job.

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Yeah, she lost. I guess Camden High
wasn't ready for a lesbian treasurer.

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Pop's is back!
Two for one!

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[Earl Narrating] So, I spent a day spreading
the news that Pop 's was back in business.

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Who's Ellen Downs?

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Just some high-school girl who came
out of the closet too soon. Other side.

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- Two for one.
- Yep. Go get yourself a hot dog.

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Ellen Downs for treasurer!

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Other side, Randy.

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[Earl Narrating] The flyers worked.
Injust a few days, Pop's was as busy as ever.

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I felt good. I had righted a wrong and given
a broken man back his dream.

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Here.

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- Thank you, Pops.
- No. Thank you, Earl.

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Thank you.

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My cart!

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Yeah, baby!
Whoo!

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Yeah, baby! Whoo!
Yeah!

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Ralph, what the hell
are you doin'?

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Hey, I knew you'd be mad, buddy,
but I couldn't cut you in.

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Winky Dinky only paid me
175 bucks this time...

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and I couldn't figure out how to evenly divide
that between two people.

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- Winky Dinky Dog. Of course.
- Yeah.

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Damn it.
Pops, don't worry.

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I'll make sure the guy
pays for a new cart.

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Hey, you wanna go get a lap
dance at Club Chubby?

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I got some money.

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I know you hired my buddy
to burn down Pop's cart...

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and you're gonna pay the $10,000
to replace it, or I'm goin' to the police.

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When you go to the police, are you gonna tell
'em you stole his cart the first time?

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No, I'm not. Actually, I'd rather
the whole thing didn't come up.

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- Then I suggest you don't go to the police.
- Then give me $10,000.

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- No.
- Then I'm gonna go to the- Damn it!

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[Earl Narrating] Since I couldn't reason
with the fellow at the store...

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I figured I'd go
overhis head.

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After a little research, I found out
that Winky Dinky Dog...

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was owned by a giant corporation
all the way in the city.

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Look at this.
Life in the city.

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You can do anything
and be anything.

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You think they'd mind if I slid across
the shiny floor in my socks?

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I wouldn't start it, but I guess if you saw
someone else doin' it, you could join in.

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Hello. Uh, my name is Earl Hickey,
and I'm here to speak...

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with the head honcho of this company,
Mr. Winky Dinky.

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You mean Mr. Covington.
And this is concerning?

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It's very concerning.
There was a fire and everything.

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I can't let you inside
without an appointment.

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- How do I get an appointment?
- You need to talk to someone inside.

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- That's what I'm tryin' to do.
- Then you need an appointment.

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Look at all those people in suits, Earl.
It's like when Ted from Billand Ted's...

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put on his magic sunglasses
and went into the Matrix.

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[Earl Narrating]
That's when I realized the only way...

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I was gonna speak
to Mr. Winky Dinky...

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was to get one of those
employee ID's...

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- and that meant becomin'an employee.
- [ Beepi ng ]

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I called human resources and found out
they were in desperate need for secretaries.

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All I needed to do
was take a typin' test.

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That's where Kenny came in.

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[ Quietly ]
Hey, I typed a real word.

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"Flurp."
That's a word, isn't it?

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After we finished, Kenny and I exchanged
our work before we turned it in.

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Thanks to Kenny, and his impeccable
"type-man-ship, "I was hired on the spot.

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As for Kenny, he got
a "better luck next time."

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That very next day, I started my new
pretend career in business.

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I just had to fake
my way through the day...

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and keep my eye open
for Mr. Winky Dinky.

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Here's your new work space,
Hickey.

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Well, thank you, sir.
I 'm, uh, happy to be on board.

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I have to say, office life took
a little gettin'used to.

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Oh, hey, Hill-Hillary,
uh, do you have a key for this top one?

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Oh, that's how you do it.
I- I didn't get the memo.

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You bring up the middle
section in Excel...

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then you'll bring up the Word document
for pages four through six.

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Part will be network, so leave the Web links
embedded. And put them on a disk for me.

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- Thanks.
- Will do.

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Since I had no idea what
the hell an Excel was...

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I decided to hide out in the elevator
for a while, hoping to spot Mr. Covington.

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- Mr. Covington?
- Mr. Covington is my father's name.

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You can call me "sir."

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Well, I- I know
you're a very busy man...

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uh, now that you're doing potatoes
three ways and everything...

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but I thought you should know that one
of your franchise owners paid a criminal...

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to burn down
someone else's hot dog stand.

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Have the police
been informed?

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Well, the, uh,
witness doesn't really...

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Iike to interact with the police because,
uh, they don't like me- him.

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But I just thought, uh, this was the type of
thing you'd wanna know about.

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Actually, it's something I wouldn't
want to know about.

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- Excuse me?
- Business is tough, son.

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You try to play by the rules,
but sometimes you can't.

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And when you can't, it's better if I can
stand up in court and say I didn't know about it.

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This conversation
didn't happen.

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- B-But it did happen.
- No, it didn't.

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But, uh,
Mr. Covington.

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- Where'd you get all that neat stuff?
- Oh, I stole it from work...

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and I'm gonna keep stealing
until I get $10,000 to pay Pops back.

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Those executives are criminals like we used to
be, only worse' cause they don't admit it.

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It's "hypochronical."

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I mean, "hypoconjugal."

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Hypothetical?

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But, Earl, I thought you stopped stealing.
What about your list?

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This is a special circumstance, Catalina.
I'm stealin' for a good reason.

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Just like, uh, Robin Hood.

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Yeah, I like him.
The guy with the green panty hose, right?

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I like his little humming bird
girlfriend, Tinker Bell. She gets so jealous.

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You're never gonna make $1 0,000
selling rubber bands...

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unless you have some syringes
and arm candy to go with them.

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[Earl Narrating]
Catalina was right.

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It was clear that I was gonna
need to steal more stuff.

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But to do that,
I needed help.

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I needed to get the gang back
together for one last heist.

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Guys, I 'm gonna
need a favor.

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- [ Earl Narrating ]
With Randy and Catalina on board-
- [ Knocking ]

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I needed to convince
the rest ofthe gang.

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Joy and Darnell were easy.

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Mostly because Joy hates her life,
and Darnell's up for anything.

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And Ralph-
Well, say what you want about Ralph...

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but he's a professional.

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There's nothin'
he won't do for $200.

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Now that the gang
was back together...

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the first step of the plan
was to get everyone hired.

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That's where Kenny
came in again.

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[ Video Game Beeping ]

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Look, Kenny, I'm sleepin',
and the TV screen is doin' "Z" like I'm sleepin'.

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[Earl Narrating]
At the end of the day, everyone got hired.

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That- That took me about
5.3 seconds right there.

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Very impressive, sir.
Welcome aboard.

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- Whoo! Yeah.
- [Earl Narrating] Everyone except for Kenny.

220
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This appears to be just a list
of all the swear words you know.

221
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I have a lot of anger.

222
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[Earl Narrating] The next day, the gang was
geared up and back in the scam business.

223
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And although we were
doin'somethin'bad, I knew it was for good.

224
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Like Robin Hood
and his gang...

225
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but with us, only the women
wore stockings.

226
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Randy even brought four beers because
it makes him a better liar.

227
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And now that everyone
was in place...

228
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the plan was to try not
to get fired before 5:00.

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[ Indistinct ]

230
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Then, at closing time,
we'd all hide and wait for everyone to leave.

231
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That way, we'd have the place
to ourselves...

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and we'd be free to steal as many things
as we could carry without gettin ' detected.

233
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[ Imitates Pigeon Cooing ]

234
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Okay, good job, everybody. Let's take what we
can and do it fast. We don't have much time.

235
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Earl, forget about stealing all that chintzy crap,
baby, I just found the mother lode.

236
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:08,400
Wait, that's what you want us to steal?
A copy machine?

237
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- Yeah, buddy.
- It must weigh a ton, Ralph.

238
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No way. I am not gonna bust my ass to steal
this big-ass copy machine.

239
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:18,720
Look, it's gonna be worth it. I got a guy in
Korea town wants to rig it to counter feit money.

240
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He said he's gonna pay us ten grand
in 20-dollar bills for it.

241
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,400
Ra- I don't know Ralph.
Let's just stick to our plan.

242
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,200
Yeah.
I founda box of pencils.

243
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They look like pens,
but they're pencils.

244
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See? Looks like a pen.
It's a pencil.

245
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[Ralph ] You're all thinkin' small time
on me here, man.

246
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,760
Look, it's got wheels. It's just, you know,
one, two, three, puppy dog.

247
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- Ralph, may- Let's just try-
- Look, there ain't no time
to think about this, buddy.

248
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This is what I do
for a living, all right?

249
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I got this worked out on a level that you
wouldn't even begin to understand, baby.

250
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This whole thing's
a chess game.

251
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And this here Xerox machine's the pope,
all right? Now, come on. Let's push it.

252
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- Come on. Come on.
- Come on.

253
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[ Grunting ]

254
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- Oh.
- [ All Grunting ]

255
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[ Ralph ]
Yeah, there we go.

256
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[ Grunting Continues ]

257
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- Oop, over to the right.
- To the right. Push.

258
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,480
See, I knew this
wasn't gonna work.

259
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,400
Let's just push it up on
its end and shove it through.

260
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,440
- Are you nuts?
- Look, we're wastin' time. Let's just do it.

261
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,920
All right. Come on. Come on.
Lift it up. Lift it up.

262
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[ All Grunting ]

263
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Yeah!
Yeah!

264
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[Earl] Wait. Hold on.
I think it's stuck.

265
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- [Earl] The thing is jammed
in the doorway, Ralph.
- [Ralph ] Look, look-

266
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[Joy]
Ralph, I'm gonna kick your little bony ass.

267
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[ Earl Narrating ] After a long night of struggling
to unsuccessfully free ourselves...

268
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we were finally
rescued the next morning.

269
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What the hell
is going on?

270
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Fred.

271
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Uh, you're never gonna
believe this...

272
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but when I got here
this morning, uh...

273
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that copier was already wedged in the doorway,
so I called these people to help me with it.

274
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:14,320
How'd you get in the room in the first place
if the door was already blocked off?

275
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:18,680
Well, actually, that happened while
we were sleepin'.

276
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:23,160
Yeah, asleep. And that bottle of pee-pee
on the table was already there too.

277
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,800
- [Earl Narrating] Ralph never was
very good under pressure-
- Get him!

278
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but he did know
when to make an exit.

279
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[ Police Shouting, Indistinct ]

280
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[ Grunts ]

281
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[Earl Narrating] After making our
not-so-clean getaway...

282
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we headed to the Crab Shack
to calm our nerves and blow off some steam.

283
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Ralph is not
a good criminal.

284
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Julio Enrique González
de Marco la Bamboza...

285
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also known as la Puma del Diablo-
now that was a good criminal.

286
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,920
He once stole all the hats
from my village.

287
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,640
Forced us to buy them back
at ridiculous prices.

288
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,840
We should have just stuck
with the original plan.

289
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,160
I mean, look at how many
pencilpens I got.

290
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,880
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Ralph.

291
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:25,480
I wanna apologize for running out like that
and screwin' up the plan.

292
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,440
It was very
unprofessional of me.

293
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,400
Well, we all ran
eventually, Ralph.

294
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,520
Yeah, but I was paid to do the job,
and so, here's the thing.

295
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:36,640
I figured out a way to get Pop's cart back.
All right, here's the plan.

296
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:40,560
What if I cut off my pinky toe,
put it in that there cooler...

297
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,440
stick it in a Winky Dinky Dog,
and sue 'em for $1 0,000?

298
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,840
Ralph, I appreciate your offer,
but you're not cuttin' off your pinky toe.

299
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,440
- We can find another way to do it.
- Yeah.

300
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,040
Well,
here's the thing, Earl.

301
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,120
- What, your pinky toe's already in there, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's in there.

302
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:04,080
Look, Earl, it looks like a little peanut.
A little peanut with a toe nail.

303
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,320
[Earl Narrating] Later that day,
thanks to Ralph's professionalism...

304
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,320
plan "B" was in full swing.

305
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,760
- [ Screaming ]
- Turns out, Joy didn't let Darnell and the kids...

306
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:21,200
in on the plan for fear
that their reactions wouldn 't look authentic.

307
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,920
Lucky for us, the going rate
for a pinky toe in a hot dog was $ 10,000...

308
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,080
which was the same amount Pops
needed for a brand-new cart.

309
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:37,840
And to Joy's credit, she never thought
to keep the money for herself.

310
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She was just happy the gang
was back together...

311
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,480
and that Pop's
was back in business.

312
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,000
Made me feel good to cross
this one off my list.

313
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,520
But it was especially nice,
because it gave the old gang...

314
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,440
a place to hang out
together again.

315
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,200
- [Ralph] Yeah!
- Woo!

316
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,240
Yeah.
Just like prison.

317
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,160
[ Muffled ]
Hey, you want a bite?

318
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,320
You're it, stinky lips!
[ Laughs ]

319
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,280
Ew!


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